5 issues Joe Biden ought to do in Houston after giving me $ 1,400

With that in mind, I’ve made a short list of typical Houston spots that Joe Biden should visit in Houston after giving me $ 1,400.

1. The “Be someone” graffiti

Harris County voters voted in record numbers for President Biden, who has to give me $ 1,400.

via Penny Morales / Twitter

Always changing, forever H-Town.

The “Be Someone” graffiti over the I-45 flyover is a living document of the mood and times of the city, and the first place people think of after giving me $ 1,400.

2. Galveston Beach and the Kemah Boardwalk

You need to provide at least as much incentive to ride the Boardwalk Bullet.

You need to provide at least as much incentive to ride the Boardwalk Bullet.

Yelp / Toru U.

It’s a little drive, but Galveston is well worth the trip for the President and First Lady. Just hop off I-45, do a check, and continue to the historic Strandviertel for a fun walk-and-shop experience with local ghost tours.

After giving me $ 1,400, visit Landry’s Seafood on the boardwalk.

3. Discovery Green

The perfect place to sit and think about how different 1,400 and 2,000 are.

The perfect place to sit and think about how different 1,400 and 2,000 are.

Skanska

Nothing hits the spot after Americans send $ 600 less than expected than a stroll through one of Houston’s most innovative green spaces.

4. Kinky records

Sit sideways, rent has to be paid.

Sit sideways, rent has to be paid.

Karen Warren, Houston Chronicle Associate Photographer

I like to imagine Joe Biden rolling into the Mecca of Houston hip-hop in a Chevy Bel Air, pushing switches and waking kids four blocks away. The plate slams to an inch of its life, electrons off the floor, and Joe buckles on Scarface’s infamous line:

“I’m sitting alone in my square room and give Dan $ 1,400.”

5. The Houston Food Bank

The Houston Food Bank needs volunteers and donations, as well as solid federal support.

The Houston Food Bank needs volunteers and donations, as well as solid federal support.

Gustavo Huerta, Houston Chronicle / Employee Photographer

The Houston Food Bank has worked tirelessly to provide food and services as Houstonians continue to grapple with a variety of disaster within disaster. After last week’s winter storm, they need our help more than ever.

The president – or anyone else reading this – may volunteer their services or donate to their work here (doesn’t have to be $ 1,400).

I hope President Biden is enjoying his time in Houston, and I look forward to showing him how beautiful this city and America can be when its people don’t have to fend for themselves.

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